The Chaser’s War on Everything: 1x3

Episode 3

1: Rug Clearance Sale Ads

It’s the Rug Emporium’s absolutely, positively, definitely closing down this time sale!

2: Where the bloody hell are you?

After the reaction to a recent overseas advertising campaign, Chris and Craig test a few of their own slogans to promote Australia to tourists.

3: Howard 10 Years Tribute

The Chaser team celebrates John Howard’s tenth year as Prime Minister with clips highlighting his time in office.

4: Message from Osama Bin Laden – Dancing with the Stars

Osama Bin Laden expresses his distaste with not being asked to perform on Dancing with the Stars.

5: Pursuit Trivia – Backstreet Boys

This question goes to the Backstreet Boys:

In Geography, what is the capital of Australia?

None of the Backstreet Boys guessed the correct answer: Canberra.

6: Mosman Mosque

Julian unveils plans to build a Muslim Mosque in Mosman, a suburb named as among the most racially intolerant in the country, and gauges local’s reactions.

7: Rug Warehouse Clearance #2

Trust us, this time we’re not kidding; it’s the “We Really And Truly Are Closing Down For Sure Sale”!

8: Firth in the USA – Cool

Charles Firth hits the street of New York to find out why America is so cool.

9: Commvenience

Which bank?

10: In Other News

Peter Costello gets tough on radical extremism; Tony Abbott withdraws comments; Trevor Flugge’s AWB claims; Channel Nine’s new logo; David Beckham does math; and ABC denies any leftwing-bias allegations.

11: Brokeback Mountain – Christian Edition

A sneak preview Ang Lee’s more Christian-friendly version of Brokeback Mountain.

12: The Complete Walks of John Howard DVD

Featuring Mr. Howard’s most memorable walks, with commentary!

13: Current Affairs – Visualisations

Lesson 3: Using visualisations to explain complex stories.

14: Crazy Warehouse Guy – McDonalds

The Crazy Warehouse Guy visits McDonalds.

15: Finally, Tonight…

It may be time to put away the talking Boonie, but VB have brought out another drinking sporting legend: the talking Wendell.

16: Closing Credits

Credits are played over another scene from Ang Lee’s Christian Edition of Brokeback Mountain.