Featuring the now infamous APEC stunt which made headlines around the world and landed the Chaser team in legal trouble.
* Intro Joke; Special Guest: “Pavarotting”
* Intro; APEC, Dryzabone Jackets, George W. Bush’s speech mistakes
o Stunt; Using a fake Canadian Motorcade to transport Chas dressed up as Osama Bin Laden into the APEC restricted zone
o Stunt; Running around the streets of Sydney wearing cardboard Canadian cars
o Intro (continued); Shots of The Chaser standing with world leaders on the steps of the Sydney Opera House
o Stunt; Are RSL’s harder to get into than APEC? (Involves attempting to get into RSL’s with APEC ID’s)
o Stunt; Chas ringing up a talkback radio station posing as someone else complaining about The Chaser
o Intro (continued); Kevin Rudd impressing the Chinese President Hu Jintao with his knowledge of Mandarin (with The Chasers placing fake subtitles on screen)
o Stunt; Public APEC Firework viewing including a firework which spelt out “Screw APEC”
* Ad/Trailer; Network Ten, Seriously Desperate (hits back at Ten’s show Californication)
* If Life were a Musical; Andrew, Chris and Chas singing to a University student proclaiming their love for her
* Stunt; Moving house by transporting possessions via a bicycle courier and then a public bus
* Discussion; Using clown doctors when dealing with people putting down their pets and people on death row
* Ad/Trailer; Emo laundry powder (parody of Omo)
* A Message from Osama Bin Laden; Peter Beattie’s departure, Chas dressing up as him
* The Fixers
o Horse Flu: Using a pantomime horse in a horse race
o China’s Evil President: Getting Chinese officials to pay for bullets beforehand
o Foxtel: Andrew Hansen dressed up as Adolf Hitler storming into Foxtel’s offices and compaining about the cancellation of one of his shows
o Pisshead Troops: Getting politicians to skull long plastic pipes full of beer
* Ad/Trailer; Australia Zoo (protecting the Irwin family “species”)
* Song; “Stairway to Kevin” (parody of Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin)
* End Joke; Giving credit to the other nine people who got arrested for involvement in the fake APEC motorcade