* Intro Joke; On hunger strike for Burma – Isabelle Caro
* Change of names; Craig – Sporty Chaser, Chris – Posh Chaser, Julian – Scary Chaser, Chas – Baby Chaser, Andrew – Sporty-ish Chaser
* Intro; AFL Grand Final celebrations, Australian citizenship test
o Stunt; How many Australian nationals could pass the new citizenship test?
* Stunt; Showing prospective lessees around increasingly unsuitable rooms for rent
* Ad/Trailer; Stynx deodorant
* Stunt; Julian pretending to be an inspector and going around a carpet warehouse sale, putting up signs advertising excessive discounts
* Ad/Trailer; The World’s Most Inconvenient Interviews 4
* Discussion; Israel’s kosher mobile phone plans
* Ad/Trailer; “Jewcy” Rabbi Phone Chatline
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 23: When the Cupboard’s Bare. How to dredge up news stories from nowhere including reports on a bingo hall which banned patrons from bringing in dogs, a pony that watches TV, illegal trade in shopping trolleys and a woman who plans to have eleven children
o Anna Coren’s Meaningless Gibberish of the Week; Bizarre intro to a report on corporate law
* Ad/Trailer; P&OD Cruises
* Stunt; Trying to scare away tourists from climbing the Sydney Harbour Bridge on the grounds that it is a sacred site for white people
* Song; Newtown (a satire on Tim Freedman)
* The Fixers; John Laws cash for comment disclosures, Burma
* Stunt; Trying to hold a rave in a clothing store
* End joke; Fatboy Slim tour dates