* Intro Joke; Estimated number of Britney jokes in this episode – 37
* Change of names; Craig – Hugh Laurie, Chris – Robert Sean Leonard, Julian – Jesse Spencer, Chas – Omar Epps, Andrew – Lisa Edelstein
* Intro; New Tasmanian pulp mill, Hillsong controversy
* Stunt; Craig posing as a courier and trying to deliver dangerous or unpleasant items to public buildings, such as live animals and a dummy bomb
* Ad/Trailer; Jeff Buckley – The Ultimate Collection
* Stunt; What is the most minor disability Chas can claim to have in order to get a disabled – only seat on public transport?
* If Life Were a Musical; Applying for a driving license
* Ad/Trailer; Albino Man
* Citizens’ Infringement Officer; Standing on the wrong side of an escalator
* Election Watch; The African Immigration Experience
* The Fixers
o Mr. Potato Head: Following a news story earlier in the week where Sydney Airport detained a passenger trying to smuggle drugs inside a Mr. Potato Head figure
o Kerry Packer: Involving his family flouting the hosepipe ban by buying in water from a third – party supplier
o The Homeless: Homeless people wearing a poker machine on their body for people to play then “guilt” them to give the money back because they “stole” from a homeless person
* Ad/Trailer; Four Corners – Special report on hearse drag races
* Ad Road Test
o Uncle Toby’s Oat Brits (offering an oat – based breakfast cereal to cafe patrons);
o The Foxtel cable ad where people travel by rolling everywhere
* Andrew Hansen’s Closing Comment; “We’ll catch you again at Hillsong this Sunday … oh, what a giveaway!”