* Pre-show warning – The show may be offensive to Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders (A common warning on the ABC; in some indigenous cultures, death is taboo)
* Intro Joke; Tonight’s episode paid for by the Exclusive Brethren
* Change of names; Craig – Laurie Oakes, Chris – Jim Middleton, Julian – Glenn Milne, Chas – Paul Bongiorno, Andrew – Michelle Grattan
* Intro; John Howard and Kevin Rudd election promises as well as debates and slogans
* Stunt; Craig dressing up as Emmett “Doc” Brown from Back to the Future and offering John Howard the chance to go back in time in a De Lorean DMC-12 and undo some of his decisions
* Ad/Trailer; Hocktober: A radio program based around the antics of Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey.
* Open Mic; Railway station, Karaoke at Woolworths
* Stunt; Chas taking naps in public when he is forced to wait for goods and services
* Ad/Trailer; Cats the movie as directed by Ken Loach
* Pursuit Trivia; Joe Hockey
* Election Watch; Aboriginal reconciliation
* Ad/Trailer; Kevin Rudd election ad in which he admits he steals John Howard’s ideas
* The Fixers
o Peter Garrett: Trying to get him to re-sing his Midnight Oil songs with a band The Chaser supplied
o Rip-off memorabilia: Stealing items from the North Queensland Cowboys NRL team at the airport
o Skin cancer: Promoting a coffin which has been fitted out as a tanning booth
o Identity theft: Stealing the identity of an ANZ security manager at the identity theft conference.
* Song; “The Eulogy Song”, featuring references to deceased celebrities and how they were disliked when they were alive but treated like “top blokes” once they died
* End joke; Radiohead offer