1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore
2.Benny’s Ballad: “Gypsy Rock”
3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach
4.The Dimpton Drinking Club
5.The Ladybirds: “Say A Little Prayer”
6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet
7.The Great Pretender
8.Benny’s International Bloopers
9.Closing: Yakkety Sax