The Chaser’s War on Everything: 2x19

Episode 45

* Intro Joke; Estimated number of Britney jokes in this episode – 37

* Change of names; Craig – Hugh Laurie, Chris – Robert Sean Leonard, Julian – Jesse Spencer, Chas – Omar Epps, Andrew – Lisa Edelstein

* Intro; New Tasmanian pulp mill, Hillsong controversy

* Stunt; Craig posing as a courier and trying to deliver dangerous or unpleasant items to public buildings, such as live animals and a dummy bomb

* Ad/Trailer; Jeff Buckley – The Ultimate Collection

* Stunt; What is the most minor disability Chas can claim to have in order to get a disabled – only seat on public transport?

* If Life Were a Musical; Applying for a driving license

* Ad/Trailer; Albino Man

* Citizens’ Infringement Officer; Standing on the wrong side of an escalator

* Election Watch; The African Immigration Experience

* The Fixers

o Mr. Potato Head: Following a news story earlier in the week where Sydney Airport detained a passenger trying to smuggle drugs inside a Mr. Potato Head figure

o Kerry Packer: Involving his family flouting the hosepipe ban by buying in water from a third – party supplier

o The Homeless: Homeless people wearing a poker machine on their body for people to play then “guilt” them to give the money back because they “stole” from a homeless person

* Ad/Trailer; Four Corners – Special report on hearse drag races

* Ad Road Test

o Uncle Toby’s Oat Brits (offering an oat – based breakfast cereal to cafe patrons);

o The Foxtel cable ad where people travel by rolling everywhere

* Andrew Hansen’s Closing Comment; “We’ll catch you again at Hillsong this Sunday … oh, what a giveaway!”