– Intro Joke; Swimmer who should’ve taken drugs: Grant Hackett.
– Stunt; Malcolm Turnball’s house for Sydney’s hour of darkness.
– Stunt; West Coke Eagles.
– Clive The Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Calling doctor about his bent penis on a train.
– Citizens’ Infringement Officer; Bad tattoos.
– Ad/Trailer; The Biggest Muslim
– Firth In The USA; Punishment t-shirts.
– If Life Were A Musical; Loose and tights pants.
– The Fixers; Hanson and Oldfield (not fixed), British hostages in Iran (fixed), Brain Burke (fixed) and recycled water (Stunt; public taste test of water) (not fixed).
– Pursuit Trivia; Tony Windsor, What is the official languague of Easter Island? (Incorrect)(Spanish).
– The News According To Fox; Fair and Balanced, Chuck Norris, clutter screen with useless information and Anna Nicole-Smith.
– Stunt; Blind taxi driver.
– Andrew Hansen’s Closing Comment; “Please note too that from next week we will be moving to Channel Seven like every other ABC comedy”
– Credits, Pursuit Trivia Continued; “Which lovable beverly hillbilly died aged 95 in 2003?” (Incorrect)(Buddy Ebsen).