* Intro Joke; Token Anzac Day picture.
* Change of names; Various Big Brother Australia 2007 housemates.
* Sketch; Chaser Channel Nine pilot, brought to you by Toyota, including:
o Surprise Spruiker; Coles (“totally brilliant supermarket”).
o Stunt (Election Wach); John Howard, (“I like Work Choices”).
o What We Have Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; “A Current Affair Leads in Exclusives… and General Excellence”.
* Stunt; Could Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) pick up a girl?.
* If Life Were A Musical; “I need a hammer”.
* Stunt; Dancing with Kerry-Anne.
* Stunt; Putting people on hold.
* Sketch; The Logie Orchestra in normal life.
* Firth in the USA; Famous world landmarks being told they are all in Australia.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, Lesson 17: Menaces to Society.
* Ad/Trailer; “Lets Ground JetStar”.
* The Fixers; Alan Jones, Graffiti, Immigration, Dolly Magazine.
* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 4).
* Andrew Hansen’s Closing Comment; “And remember as I always like to say about the show…” (orchestra plays).